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B-Movies

You Might be the Killer

  • Rating: 3
  • Year: 2018
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B-Movies

Two Evil Eyes

  • Rating: 6
  • Year: 1990
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B-Movies

Lowriders Vs. Zombies From Space

52 minutes of shitty music videos.

4 minutes of zombies.

There is an explosion on the cover, but no explosion in the movie.

  • Rating: 1
  • Year: 2018
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B-Movies

Slaughterhouse Slumber Party

Klaatu Verata Necktie!

Gretchen was a practitioner of the black arts!
Gretchen was a rapper?

  • Rating: 6
  • Year: 2019
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B-Movies

Gothic

  • Rating: 8
  • Year: 1986
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B-Movies

Rave Party Massacre

  • Rating: 4
  • Year: 2017
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B-Movies

The Telephone Book

What’s the condition of man?
Fucked up.

Yeah, that about sums it up.

  • Rating: 6
  • Year: 1971
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B-Movies

Ms. 45

That lady really sucks at making eggs.

This woman is a terrible actress, we can’t hire her!
It’s not a problem, just make her a mute and she can hand people notes.

Where is she getting all those bullets?

I was kind of with her until she killed the dog.

The movie is rated R, not X as the poster says. Trying to drum up sales, I guess.

  • Rating: 5
  • Year: 1981
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B-Movies

Sorority Party Massacre

It’s not Sorority House Massacre.

It’s not Slumber Party Massacre.

It’s Sorority Party Massacre!

Take a look at the cover. I bet you can’t guess who did it.

Why isn’t there a party in this movie?

The cinematography was way too good for acting and writing in this movie.

  • Rating: 5
  • Year: 2012
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Video Pinball

Pinball in Space

  • System: JavaScript
  • Developer/Publisher: ?
  • Play URL: https://www.classicgame.com/game/Pinball+in+Space
  • Rating: 3