Year: 2021

These girls are really good at sexing with their underwear on.

If your movie is going to be this obviously bad, why not at least attempt to make it funny? Wait… may they did? I have no idea.

A.K.A. The Horrible House on the Hill

A decade before Children of the Corn there was Devil Times Five.

Shudder movies are usually good. This one feels like it was made by the SyFy channel.

People couldn’t pretend to act this badly.

This one was so forgettable that I watched it twice without remembering it. I only noticed when I came back here to bitch about it.

Somehow weird but not unique in any way. Boring. Lot’s of senseless, pointless, style over substance. I can’t tell if they are just ripping of The Shining and other movies or if they are paying homage. Don’t care enough to find out.

Thought it was a 5, but giving it a 6 as my disappointment may have influenced my opinion.

Cool style. Super predictable.

I was going to give this one a 6, but then the credits song started playing.