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B-Movies

How to Be a Serial Killer

  • Rating: 4
  • Year: 2008
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B-Movies

Tales From the Hood 2

  • Rating: 5
  • Year: 2018
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B-Movies

Hellinger

These girls are really good at sexing with their underwear on.

If your movie is going to be this obviously bad, why not at least attempt to make it funny? Wait… may they did? I have no idea.

  • Rating: 3
  • Year: 1997
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Devil Times Five

A.K.A. The Horrible House on the Hill

A decade before Children of the Corn there was Devil Times Five.

  • Rating: 06
  • Year: 1974
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Death Valley

Shudder movies are usually good. This one feels like it was made by the SyFy channel.

People couldn’t pretend to act this badly.

  • Rating: 3
  • Year: 2021
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The Blazing World

Somehow weird but not unique in any way. Boring. Lot’s of senseless, pointless, style over substance. I can’t tell if they are just ripping of The Shining and other movies or if they are paying homage. Don’t care enough to find out.

  • Rating: 4
  • Year: 2021
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Buzzard

  • Rating: 7
  • Year: 2014
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Black Friday

Thought it was a 5, but giving it a 6 as my disappointment may have influenced my opinion.

  • Rating: 6
  • Year: 2021
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B-Movies

Last Night in Soho

Cool style. Super predictable.

  • Rating: 7
  • Year: 2021
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B-Movies

Llamageddon

I was going to give this one a 6, but then the credits song started playing.

  • Rating: 7
  • Year: 2018