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The Bees

Super repetitive and then the craziest plot twist ever.

  • Rating: 7
  • Year: 1978
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Devilman

You’ve always been Satan, haven’t you? How could you lie like that?

  • Rating: 6
  • Year: 2004
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Exorcist: The Fallen

The movie just starts. Not a good sign.

10 seconds in: horrible CGI blood for no reason whatsoever.

Gotta love movies where the actors trip over their lines and they never bother to get another take.

Why is the possessed girl eating a cartoon? +1 for WTF?

Cartoons are yummy!
This is 1000x more work than just using some fake blood. WHY?

The acting is actually worse than the special effects.

  • Rating: 3
  • Year: 2014
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Alien Beasts

Finallyt! A one star movie! A movie for all others to be judges against!

And only $31.55! What a steal!

Don’t know why the alien agent took her shirt off to use the nunchucks, but that’s a +1.

What’s 1 – 1 – 1 – 1 – 1 – 1? It’s 1. Movie ratings are funny that way.

  • Rating: 1
  • Year: 1991
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Frightvision

First sentence is Doctor Boobenstien. This is going to be slightly good or really, really bad.

Good effort, I guess.

  • Rating: 5
  • Year: 2020
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The Curse of Humpty Dumpty

This movie should be rated PG.

  • Rating: 4
  • Year: 2021
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Hard Rock Zombies

Apparently, hard rock is the poppiest crap ever.

  • Rating: 7
  • Year: 1985
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Run! Bitch Run!

No gore, no humor, just a bunch of different ways to rape people.

  • Rating: 4
  • Year: 2009
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The Dark

dogshit

Edit: okay, the last 5 minutes were hilarious.

You would think, that if you could shoot things with your eyeballs, that you could never miss. Nope.

  • Rating: 4
  • Year: 1978
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Monsturd

Gotta admit, I laughed a few times.

  • Rating: 4
  • Year: 2003