Category: B-Movies

Title screen: Blackenstein – the Black Frankenstein. Just in case you couldn’t figure that out.

Hurt yourself? Put some DNA on it.

This shit is turning him into a monster. Better give him more of it.

Every single thing on this movie poster is a lie. No super huge shark. No water skiiers. No wave riders. No helicopters. No planes blew up. The CGI shark was 1/10th the size for some reason. No one raided the shark. The shark was never lost.

I was super into this until the copypasta ending from 2013 or even earlier.

If it was all a dream, why were the doctors running around their normal lives doing things she didn’t know about?

Another manager of the Halloween Store makes a movie.

Cool fetus.

Censor the nudity and cursing? Why?

Very excellent 1982 style.

Really wanted that stupid girl to die.