Author: The Tower

These movies need 10,000% more tiny monsters.

Hey, if we make the sequel right away, we can use all the same shit and just call it a different movie!

Three minutes in and it’s already 10x better than the first one.

Where are you?
Bucharest.
Okay, I’ll be right there.

Crap ripoff of a crap Cannibal Holocaust.

The days when there was nothing wrong with slapping a woman for saying something and banging her 5 seconds later.

The days when people killed real animals on film for entertainment. At least Faces of Death was fake.

It’s a thriller for n00bs.

I don’t think you are supposed to enjoy this movie.

Painful to watch. I can’t believe they made more than one.

More interesting than good.

I do like the way they just show you it’s going to be a shitty mask on the cover.

AKA Bells and The Calling

By the year 2000, there will be 1.4 trillion phones in the world. The costs will amount to approximately $1000 per phone.

All the killer had to do was not stick his hand inside the lightning box. Poor killer dude.