Author: The Tower

This is the dumbest idea for a movie that I have ever seen with so many good actors in it.

Person 1: there was a murder!

Person 2: there was a murder!

Person 3: there was a murder!

Cop: Neat! I’m going to take a nap, you assholes.

• Every shitty horror movie ever

It would have been a 4, but John Vernon is amazing at acting like a dick.

My boyfriend died. I guess I’ll just live with these people now.

Let’s get greasy! These people know how to party and that chick knows her gasses.

Wolfman Jack is cool as shit.

Cliff Claven is here too. Amazing! How did I never notice him in The Empire Strikes Back? I even had his trading card as a kid.

Here, you drink the green champagne, that doesn’t taste weird at all.

So glad I rewatched this.

Okay, so maybe don’t overthink the cover art on this one. It’s not that kind of movie.

I love this movie for how ridiculous it is, but I also love it for the directors subtle artistic choices. Seriously. The guy has been watching Alfred Hitchcock and Evil Dead.

Wait! This movie came out the same year as Evil Dead! Was Sam Raimi influenced by Chih-Hung Kuei?

What a let down. Needs to be WAY more Tromariffic.

To know death, Otto, you need to fuck life in the gall bladder. Um… wut?