Category: B-Movies

If you want to hear a lady hyperventilate for 90 minutes straight, this movie is for you.

Line dancing scene is unbelievably epic. It’s country version of white people rapping until the break of dawn.

Longest slow motion bathtub scene ever. It’s as long as the song is bad.

AKA Dance with the Devil

A movie about an S&M club where everyone wears clothes the entire time, including the people having sex and the strippers. If you don’t want to show anything, just make a different kind of movie, not this weak ass shit.

Eyes Wide Shut ripoff crap.

A movie with a title this stupid should at least attempt to be campy.

WAY too long.

If you want to see 2 hours of whining and close up shots of man ass, this movie is for you.

I dig the nipple upgrade on the monster suit.