Year: 2020

I thought I liked these C.H.U.D. movies a lot more.

Yawn

This movie is pretty meta.

Not one lady wore a bra at any point.

Just about everyone is a cannibal.

There is a giant dance party at the end, just like This Is the End.

That lady ate a wang sandwich.

Well, those things do happen in the movie. The left out the final instruction. Repeat.

If you somehow run out of 80’s sorority slasher movies, this one will fill in the gap.

50% gore. 50% porn. No story, interesting characters, dialog, or anything else. Yet another movie where a woman is violated to death with a large sharp object. Lame.

There are currently two sequels to this that I probably won’t watch.