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Hellraiser IX: Revelations

The guy that was willing to be Pinhead for 8 movies saw a clusterfuck coming and bounced. No way this is going to be good.

How do you make a movie even shittier than Hellworld? Make half of it found footage. Then, even when it’s not found footage, make the 3rd person cameraman jerk a normal camera around as if it’s found footage.

Hellraiser 2 budget in 1988: $6,000,000.
Hellraiser 9 budget in 2011: $300,000.

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Hellraiser VIII: Hellworld

Evil Goes Online. It really didn’t, though.

So Pinhead is basically just an axe murderer now?

Keys are left in the car, but it won’t start? Come on, man. Like a bad horror movie, isn’t it? Yes, yes it is.

Maybe don’t put out two movies in the same year.

Someone else gave this movie a score of negative fart. Let’s go with that. source

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Hellraiser VII: Deader

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The Old Ways

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Hellraiser VI: Hellseeker

The constant hallucinations of these past two movies are super annoying.

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Risen

Soooo slllloooooowww.

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Hellraiser V: Inferno

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Hellraiser IV: Bloodline

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Hellraiser III

This one is just silly. Pinhead v2 is CompactDiscHead.

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The Happiness of the Katakuris

Of all the Japanese language horror musicals that I have watched, this is the best one.