Year: 2025

The best part was that everybody died.

This girls botox lips are too stupid and distracting.

Hard to get a 4 when there are multiple laugh out loud parts.

Okay, so it’s all an alien simulation to help him get his shit straight, but then why do the paintings above the bed magically transform into his drawings?

Side note: Sarah Bolger was awesome in this.

What they got right from the first movie:

• Main Character Lesbian Sex
• Main Character Straight Sex
• Head Smash

What they missed:

A battle on top of naked ladies.

This one did not have a battle on top of naked ladies. It also didn’t have anything else cool in it.

Having a battle on top of a bunch of naked ladies will get you a +1 every time.