Author: The Tower

Hey, look lots of yummy crabs. Should I enjoy the free lunch? Nah, burn my house down.

World record for the most butter ever put on toast 28 minutes in.

+1 for vampire lady catching the spurting eye blood in her mouth.

Don’t even know if intentional Manananggal or not.

I guess it’s soft porn, but just kissing? -1

Actual natural playmates in the movie. +1