Author: The Tower

We are running and hiding from the killer. Let’s yell as loud as possible.

Painful.

I can’t believe I liked this movie.

It’s like a complete ripoff of Five Nights at Freddy’s but it is ten times better than Five Nights at Freddy’s.

Harvey Keitel sighting.

I thought this movie was going to take off like that flying sheep (+1). Nope.

Let’s copy and paste the shittiest parts of our last movie and drop them on this piece of shit.

I don’t know what is worse the love scene or the music.

Bang her eight different ways and then kiss her knee for 20 minutes. Did not know chicks were into that.