Author: The Tower

The cover to this movie makes no sense at all.

This movie definitely did not have enough dinosaurs in it.

I want to take the boat out alone (in my suit). Wife gets in boat.

Well, she was an American girl. Raised on promises.

Coppola really chased that nip slip.

Hits head with axe half a dozen times, slight ketchup on face results.

Not one of these dead people know how to hold their breath.

The music guy really wanted to earn his paycheck.

This is fucking stupid. Yay verily.

Power Rangers with lots of naked chicks.