Author: The Tower

A.K.A. Piñata: Survival Island

+1 because the monster is so god damn stupid.

Two baths in a bathing suits. -1

Did you shit on the fridge?

Reanimator juice!

“I’m free!!! I’m freeeeeee!!!!!!” Perfect time to get struck by lightning… death by quicksand.

Why won’t this fucking thing end?

So many stupid things happen in this movie.

Hilarious train tunnel bang at the end.

Enters another dimension, immediate orgy with guest appearance by Mr. Octopus.

Worst Cthulhu voice ever.

+1 or the weird guy.

This could have been awesome.

I think this must be a “Seinfeld” Is Unfunny situation.