Author: The Tower

Just about everything in this movie is stupid and makes no sense whatsoever, which would be great if they were in on the joke.

The very few things that make a slight amount of sense are just stolen from other movies

The cinematography is amazing for some reason.+1

More than one “I’ll use Visual Basic to create a GUI and track down an IP address” except they were being serious.

“How are you doing?”
“Lots of reading.”

A.K.A. Official Exterminator 5: Enter the Victory

A.K.A. The Ninja Empire A.K.A. Scottish Ninja With a Shotgun

“More fascinating than great.”

a “queer-interest Dutch B-movie in the hyper-transgressive tradition of John Waters” that appealed to an audience of “nerdy white boys”

The Gayniggers seem like bad guys to me.

They dropped the “The”, so this movie must be all business.

Badass mother fuckers yell “BANG BANG BANG” when they shoot someone.

I don’t like that shit. Guys like that are freakos.

They absolute greatest stripper music of all time. +1
Stripper does not strip at all. -1

#500 watched for 2023!

Such a badass ending, then he had to cry like a sissypants.

Nothing unique or interesting.