Author: The Tower

Hey, who’s God? Note: this person knows what vampires are and where their home planet is located.
No one.

He’s out for Aroura. He wants to kill her.
He wants to titty fuck her first!

Make course for Star Wars location, end with Star Trek quote.

This lady tried to get naked the entire movie and the dudes just refused to let it happen.

Schoolgirls being played by 35 year olds. Sounds like another crappy movie I know about.

Not amazing, but points for trying.

Can’t go wrong with a welding montage.

Just lay down. The monster truck will go over you.