Author: The Tower

A.K.A. Tomb of the Living Dead

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A.K.A. Dark Sanity

A white dude playing a witch doctor in Africa with a stereotypical native American accent. At least they were too classy to make the black guy do it.

A.K.A. Kill and Go Hide. Why does Elvia always use the least common name? Is it a licensing thing?

1500 movies in and I’ve seen a lot fucking dumb ways to die, but bumping your head on a stick and falling into a creek is the dumbest.

Holy shit, they made a Ghostbusters trap! (01:02 Elvira version)

Soooo close to a 7.

This movie is like having tea time with an old boring British person.

Let’s get some of that Jaws money.

Hah, even the explosion.

We could use chemicals to thaw his blood faster.
No! Nature must do this. Induce the electric shocks!