Author: The Tower

Ugh… not even trying to fix the mistakes.

I don’t think these twisted pre-made sausage guts are even supposed to be a joke.

Gore porn, not charming, clever, funny, interesting, or original.

Your friendly neighborhood spiderman.

Only fire can kill him! How does he know this?

Dies in quicksand.

Girl flies to her death. Better stop the timer.

Mad more sense than Last Shift, I guess.