Author: The Tower

Blatant false advertising.

I think this is supposed to be a chick flick, but they exploit the fake boobie ladies throughout?

+2 for special effects.

What the actual fuck? Why are they raping all these girls?

Don’t understand the undying love people have for this movie.

A.K.A. Zombi 2. Gotta love a dude that makes a sequel to someone else’s movie without permission.

I haven’t heard from him in over a month.
I see. And how long since you last spoke to him?
Three months.
This is the dialog I watch these movies for.

Zombie or shark attack movie!

First person kelp to the face.

Best eyeball scene ever?