Author: The Tower

Okay, so it’s all an alien simulation to help him get his shit straight, but then why do the paintings above the bed magically transform into his drawings?

Side note: Sarah Bolger was awesome in this.

What they got right from the first movie:

• Main Character Lesbian Sex
• Main Character Straight Sex
• Head Smash

What they missed:

A battle on top of naked ladies.

This one did not have a battle on top of naked ladies. It also didn’t have anything else cool in it.

Having a battle on top of a bunch of naked ladies will get you a +1 every time.

Some dumb coincidences make this movie a 9.

There is a reason I never heard of this one.

40 minutes of assholes looking for WiFi.