Author: The Tower

Moral of the story: don’t be a bitch.

I don’t die mother fucker! – *dies*

One kill made it worth it, but the first hour was rough.

Tries to be bad and is also bad. Not good.

Funnier when they aren’t trying to be funny.

I’m all sweaty. – Lady. You wear it well. – Flirty guy

Half the movie is chicks just practicing dancing and not in a cool Death Spa kind of way.

Poster is 1000x sexier than the movie.

Did they just show every single good part of the movie in the first three minutes?

Kinds of good and terrible. Respect the effort.

The whole point of these movies is to see how bad they are. Why to they rerelease them with a cover that makes it seem like they might actually be decent movies?

I hope the movie is as good as the title and not as good as the intro song.

Lots of writer/director WTF here.

Another movie with a million mosquitos and a singular title.

Lots of good actors in this. Jay Robinson is the man!

I refuse to call this Mosquito Man.

Hey, look, it’s The Fly!

We learned from the last movie that only female mosquitos drink blood, so I’m calling bullshit on this one.

Hey, sucker! Hah ahh.

Room for everybody. You want a drink? Hee hee