Author: The Tower

Okay, Puppet Master III told me this was going to be titled Puppet Master 4 When Bad Puppets Turn Good. WTF?

Also going from roman numbers to normal numbers and back again is a dick way to name your movies.

Demon looks like a fucking Power Rangers villan.

I don’t know why they made this.

I don’t know why I watched this.

Half horror, half soft porn.

Blair Witch snot bubble in the first 10 seconds of the movie. This is going to be dogshit and not the good kind.

Did that guy forego zombie makeup and just make a face at the camera?

The entire budget of the movie:

I know! Instead of making a movie, let’s make nothing happen and have a bunch of assholes livestream themselves with the shittiest acting ever.

This was so much worse than even I expected. That one dick called them 4G Zombies and that was the most entertaining part of the movie. So infuriating.

Dude named himself Inigo Montoya.

This dude is trying so hard to not laugh.

An hour and forty minutes? Are you fucking kidding me? Did the “director” just include every single video that was sent in without editing them?