Author: The Tower

Gotta admit, I laughed a few times.

From the credits, I can tell this is going to be a 3 at best.

Shower scene with no nudity or purpose. -1

Shower scene with no nudity and possibly a slight purpose. -0.5.

+1 for murderous toddler.

-1 for most obvious twist in the history of movies.

Beck is a lame murderer.

Lame

Pretty good special effects, actually, other than the animators never heard of gravity.

Gremlin abortion! Cool! +1

-1 for shower scene with no nudity or purpose.

+1 for dude turning his body into quicksand to soak a person up.

Reverse sand pour special effect. Reverse sand pour special effect. Reverse sand pour special effect. Reverse sand pour special effect. Reverse sand pour special effect.

From the title you might think this wouldn’t be another movie with a dick bitten off, but you would be wrong.