Author: The Tower

Another movie where 90% of the budget went to the poster.

Low budget doesn’t need to mean low effort.

Careful googling around with the title for this one.

Shopping carts don’t kill people! Pretty convincing acting too.

Watching a TV-14 movie, like a dumbass.

This feels like 1995, not 2009. A Rainman reference? WTF?

Take the movie Gremlins. Now take out every single thing that is good about it. Now you have Hobgoblins 2.

It’s both higher and lower quality than I thought it would be.

You can tell he’s a monster because he’s all dirty.

Revenge of the Nerds ripped off the Halloween costume rape scene from this movie!

I guess it was funny? I guess is was supposed to be funny?

Could have been really good. You figure it all out an hour before it ends and then the ending just falls flat.