Author: The Tower

Arthouse or toilet humor? It’s kind of like Naked Lunch for 15 year olds. It’s pretty meta about it too.

Bug Buster is in the movie for about 10 minutes.

Bullets didn’t work? Better try and punch it a few times. I guess it’s better than throwing the gun.

Randy Quaid took it from regular b-movie into Sharknado territory.

The same thing happening over and over again.

If you ran the slow mo parts at normal speed, this movie would be 20 minutes long.

So many famous-ish people!

Lyle Alzado flexing his acting chops! Seriously, not bad.

You know, for an asshole, you’re a real asshole.

How is this movie rated R? There is an extended group shower scene where everyone wears clothes. You two… can’t even take a shower… with a beautiful woman… without wearing your jeans!

Edit: I can’t believe I watched this twice.

Data incomplete? How is that possible? It’s plugged into the central terminal!

No one harvested any blood or anything else for that matter.

This has been one wacky night.