Author: The Tower

Warping time and space since √-2.

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Robo Vampire

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Post date June 17, 2021
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Why do vampires hop? Why does anything happen at all? Existential crisis.

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Dreamaniac

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Post date June 17, 2021
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TIL: power drills can saw off peoples heads.

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Mausoleum

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Post date June 16, 2021
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It really hurts when your two favorite things about the movie turn against you.

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The Unholy

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Post date June 16, 2021
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It’s an 8 if you only watch the first 5 minutes and the last 15 minutes.

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The Unholy

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Post date June 16, 2021
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Not Raimi’s best work.

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Gangs of the Dead

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Post date June 15, 2021
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Toxic Zombies

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Post date June 15, 2021
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Q the Winged Serpent

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Post date June 14, 2021
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Miami Connection

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Post date June 14, 2021
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Dragon Sound! Fuck yeah!

Friends through eternity
Loyalty, honesty
We’ll stay together
Through thick or thin
Friends forever
We’ll be together
We’re on top
‘Cause we play to win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO9BFGHTrC8

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Breakfast of Aliens

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Post date June 14, 2021
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Probably should have just watched the trailer.