Author: The Tower

We’re gonna watch something that doesn’t make a lick of sense. – Joe Bob

Well, this is just gross.

The guy that was willing to be Pinhead for 8 movies saw a clusterfuck coming and bounced. No way this is going to be good.

How do you make a movie even shittier than Hellworld? Make half of it found footage. Then, even when it’s not found footage, make the 3rd person cameraman jerk a normal camera around as if it’s found footage.

Hellraiser 2 budget in 1988: $6,000,000.
Hellraiser 9 budget in 2011: $300,000.

Evil Goes Online. It really didn’t, though.

So Pinhead is basically just an axe murderer now?

Keys are left in the car, but it won’t start? Come on, man. Like a bad horror movie, isn’t it? Yes, yes it is.

Maybe don’t put out two movies in the same year.

Someone else gave this movie a score of negative fart. Let’s go with that. source

The constant hallucinations of these past two movies are super annoying.

Soooo slllloooooowww.