Author: The Tower

You know he’s a creep right off the bat by how close he stands in the elevator.

Not sure why people love this.

Super predictable

Not even you could save this one, Joe Bob.

Even ignoring all the reasons that people hate this movie, it’s just not a good movie.

The Chinese deli scene was a work of art.

The dad from A Christmas Story, Vincent Price, and Joe Piscapo? All star cast.

I am not concerned with plot. – director

Banned because the guy on the cover has a boner.

Had so many cool ways it could have went. It didn’t.