Author: The Tower

+1 for the ending.

This poster has nothing to do with the movie whatsoever.

Main dude has watched way too many Rocky movies.

It’s official, Michael is a super being.

It kept almost getting good.

Another movie where 90% of the budget went to the poster.

Low budget doesn’t need to mean low effort.

Careful googling around with the title for this one.

Shopping carts don’t kill people! Pretty convincing acting too.

Watching a TV-14 movie, like a dumbass.

This feels like 1995, not 2009. A Rainman reference? WTF?

Take the movie Gremlins. Now take out every single thing that is good about it. Now you have Hobgoblins 2.

It’s both higher and lower quality than I thought it would be.