Author: The Tower

Hey, Avengers stole Groot from this movie!

Way too long.

Makes no sense.

Terrible ending.

30 minutes in and no one has any lines yet. Smart. Hard to sound like a bad actor when you don’t speak and you can release the movie internationally.

30 minutes in and no tales or pizza yet. Just gore.

60 minutes… and it’s thankfully over.

The movie is better than the music anyway.

Wait a minute. Never mind.

The sunglasses at night guy is a good kisser.

I don’t know why any of this is happening.

I really thought Rachel and Cindy were the same person.

I can’t believe they ran acting “hightlights” at the end of the “film”.

At least it was short!

The key to making a good movie is to put all the interesting parts behind closed doors or just make the screen go black for no reason.

It was really nice of the demon to walk around with her camera for her.

Okay, the baby eating part was pretty good.

Every high schooler in this movie is 35.