Author: The Tower

Every high schooler in this movie is 35.

I expect a movie with James Hong in it to be better than this.

It’s called Elves, but there is only one elf.

I think this is supposed to be a Gremlins rip off?

2:30 into the movie and already better than the last one.

You might as well be holding a light up turd in your hand there, young lady.

Jan, I’m your friend… SLAP!

Frankenhooker totally ripped this movie off!