Author: The Tower

Some of these shorts are also in other movies.

Take Black Swan and swap out the art house stuff for more blood and boobs. You’ve got Bloody Ballet!

The title makes me think of an English person that does not like the ballet.

No weenies were injured in the making of this movie.

This movie is like a never ending string of dad jokes, except I like dad jokes.

Literally every single scene starts with a slide whistle sound.

Whoever did the sound effects on this movie needs to be kicked in the nuts.

The first hour is a 0. The last 20 minutes are a 6.