Author: The Tower

Apparently not accurate whatsoever. I was kind of into this, but some of the cheesy lines were so bad, it really takes you out of it. I don’t know if the director wanted the guys to look like cheesy dipshits, but that’s what they sounded like. It needed to be a lot more or a lot less terrible.

I just do not understand why everyone loves this movie so much. It’s just more found footage, Photoshop 4 pixels of a ghost into the background of every shot, already done a thousand times, garbage. I know it’s about dealing with grief, but an hour and a half of people talking in sad mopey voices was almost unbearable.

I’m really excited that cell phones have 4k and 8k footage now, so maybe we can some day be done with this over done shakey cam found footage crap.

I was told this one was better than the first one.

I was lied to.

Dude snorted from an entire Coca-cola can of cocaine.

This movie is like metaphorical and shit.

The subspecies had basically nothing to do with the story at all.

Those are some Sharknado quality special effects.