Author: The Tower

The same thing happening over and over again.

If you ran the slow mo parts at normal speed, this movie would be 20 minutes long.

So many famous-ish people!

Lyle Alzado flexing his acting chops! Seriously, not bad.

You know, for an asshole, you’re a real asshole.

How is this movie rated R? There is an extended group shower scene where everyone wears clothes. You two… can’t even take a shower… with a beautiful woman… without wearing your jeans!

Edit: I can’t believe I watched this twice.

Data incomplete? How is that possible? It’s plugged into the central terminal!

No one harvested any blood or anything else for that matter.

This has been one wacky night.

I bet the title is a lot better in Portuguese.

I’m got a shitty idea for a movie and a ton of shitty music. Let’s slap this shit together!

Everyone knows the key to any werewolf movie is the wolf transformation. This one was 1/10.

I get why this is revered, but it’s not really entertaining.