Author: The Tower

The CGI alien tongues could use some work.

Every time I think I have seen the worst fake boobs imaginable…

I didn’t catch a single nod to Monty Python. WTF?

Worth it for the ectoplasmic knockers.

They took the exact same story from Toxic Avenger, but didn’t bother do to add any cool or funny things.

Wow, they just blatantly ripped off the Condemned video game in the first minute. Maybe they thought they were ripping off Bioshock. Either way, very lame.

Oh, wait, it’s the entire movie.

It’s kind of cool that the slasher was a woman for a change, but not cool enough to sit through this mess.

Not sure how they plan on explaining all that to the police.