Author: The Tower

I don’t like all the torture porn, but John Jarratt is so badass.

Let’s do the same jump scare with the same girl five times. Also, make sure to put her on the cover so you are even expecting it the first time.

When rednecks get turned into vampires, they start talking like old English vampires.

Turkmenistan Delaware sighting! Booyah!

Was in love with this movie, but the end was a little lame.