Author: The Tower

Ron Jeremy will stand in front of any camera.

Lies.

The sequels are better.

I was hoping it would be as good as Slugs, but it wasn’t. Some good nonsense in there, though.

They started running out of steam on this one. This will be the end of my magma arachnid relationship.

Syfy channel cheese. Steve Guttenberg makes this movie worth watching. It was more fun than it should have been.

It was advertised like it was a campy movie, but it tried to be way to mainstream, and it definitely was not good enough to be a mainstream movie.

A lot people liked this one a lot more than I did. Maybe I need to give it another shot.

I was enjoying this film, but they ran out of ideas or something. The 3 second techno music loop that ran for the final 20+ minutes of the movie was unbearable.

Super underrated movie. Must watch.