Author: The Tower

Chick can teleport, but only to 10 feet short of where ever she needs to be to catch someone.

lol at the DNA results.

Gets campy after DNA test results and finally worth watching.

Strong enough to rip a spine out of a person, not strong enough to move a pool net that is somehow stuck in a wall.

This would have been impressive if it came out before the Matrix.

Wow. What a sound track right off the bat.

The year 2000 is gonna be fuckin’ crazy!

Damn robot -1.

And then all the music sucked.

It’s like Dumb and Dumber, but horror.

Fuck these mother fucking crackers!

Okay, this is soooo stupid. I love it.

Awwwwweee.

I couldn’t understand why someone would make a movie like this, then I saw his tiny permanent limp dick.