Author: The Tower

Now that’s some 1950’s Godzilla level effects.

Whoever makes the posters and taglines for this movie definitely didn’t watch it.

James Cordon’s finest work, but that’s not saying much.

Beautifully shot. Everything else is bad. Trying way too hard to be edge lord.

Dubbed like a kung-fu movie.

Movie from 2009 has a teenager ask if they are watching a commercial for a 1-900 number, which stopped being a thing in 1991.

No part of this was funny.

Can bash in a chicks head to a pulp with a brick, but shooting a guy that raped her to too much on her conscience. Then she chops off the wang of a guy that insulted her weeks ago.