Author: The Tower

James Cordon’s finest work, but that’s not saying much.

Beautifully shot. Everything else is bad. Trying way too hard to be edge lord.

Dubbed like a kung-fu movie.

Movie from 2009 has a teenager ask if they are watching a commercial for a 1-900 number, which stopped being a thing in 1991.

No part of this was funny.

Can bash in a chicks head to a pulp with a brick, but shooting a guy that raped her to too much on her conscience. Then she chops off the wang of a guy that insulted her weeks ago.