Author: The Tower

“Are you ready to partay?!” Yes, yes I am.

AKA Clash of the Warlords

They kind of had something going but couldn’t seem to figure it out.

Pretty interesting, I guess.

AKA Attack Of The Killer Computer.

Silly boobie movie is actually somehow classier than the cover.

AKA Eliminator

And there was much maniacal laughter.

Okay, girl, you can go now, we’re finished with you. Come on, let’s get her!

Death by snu snu?

+1 for stupid.

An hour and forty-five would have been perfect.