Category: B-Movies

Hilarious title.

This is for 12 year old girls.

AKA In the Devil’s Garden.

A movie for slightly pervy English gentlemen.

Why are all these orphans 30 years old?

Cool incesty twist.

Super pretentious for how bad it is. Totally not self aware.

I want to show moral superiority and be sleazy and exploitive.

Okay, so this is now intentionally bad? Soft porn? Make up your mind.

Well, you did a really good job of making me want everyone to die.

45 minutes in a nothing has happened.

Let’s just take anything old we can find and say it’s from 1962.

AKA Dracula’s Dog

Dog is a goo bouy.

Zoltan is a cool dog name.

Zoltan makes Godzilla noises!