Category: B-Movies

Would have been a 3 without Charlotte Fountain-Jardim.

+2 for the monster.

+0 for typical life crisis metaphors.

+1 for the balls to put in that birthing scene.

These guys got their death scene acting training from Looney Toons.

Hey, who’s God? Note: this person knows what vampires are and where their home planet is located.
No one.

He’s out for Aroura. He wants to kill her.
He wants to titty fuck her first!

Make course for Star Wars location, end with Star Trek quote.

This lady tried to get naked the entire movie and the dudes just refused to let it happen.