Category: B-Movies

Captain Kirk with no eyes looks exactly like the Michael Myers mask.

Jumped from a 6 to a 7 right at the end.

I love that Elvira is constantly pissed that she has to sit through this movie too.

This writing and acting hurts my insides.

I had no idea that girls in boarding schools got showers with their clothes on. Bummer.

No one uses this cover, but it cracks me up.

This would be easier to follow if all these white bitches didn’t look exactly the same.

Maybe the president is gonna make me Secretary of Pussy.

If that guy stopped talking about pussy for 5 minutes, this would be a kids movie.

A.K.A. The Outing

Freddy Krueger pt 1.