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Grandmother’s House

If I had a sister like that, I’d boff her.

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Legacy of Blood

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Count Dracula’s Great Love

Kung-Fu roof jump!

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The Mad Magician

Judo chop! Judo chop! Judo chop! Judo chop!

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The Devil’s Rain

Captain Kirk with no eyes looks exactly like the Michael Myers mask.

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Unwelcome

Jumped from a 6 to a 7 right at the end.

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Frankenstein

I love that Elvira is constantly pissed that she has to sit through this movie too.

This writing and acting hurts my insides.

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The House that Screamed

I had no idea that girls in boarding schools got showers with their clothes on. Bummer.

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Happy Birthday to Me

No one uses this cover, but it cracks me up.

This would be easier to follow if all these white bitches didn’t look exactly the same.

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Saturn 3