Unique

Maybe it could have been cool if the music wasn’t so absolutely annoying. It’s like they went out of their way to make none of the lyrics rhyme.

+1 for Paris Hilton’s face falling off.

Would have rated lower, but wifey liked it.

<movie>Throw same rubber mask in front of camera 30 times.</movie>

Artist: What should I put on the cover? I know. A monster that isn’t even in the movie and a spoiler of the ending. I know! I’ll just use the last frame of the movie. Work done!

Michael Berryman? Ernest Borgnine? Sharon Stone? Must be good? Right?

Why did anything in this movie happen?

I gave it a shot because of Jeffery Combs, but nah.