Category: B-Movies

I really want to play basketball with those dudes.

I can’t even tell if this is supposed to be terrible.

These movies need 10,000% more tiny monsters.

Hey, if we make the sequel right away, we can use all the same shit and just call it a different movie!

Three minutes in and it’s already 10x better than the first one.

Where are you?
Bucharest.
Okay, I’ll be right there.

Crap ripoff of a crap Cannibal Holocaust.

The days when there was nothing wrong with slapping a woman for saying something and banging her 5 seconds later.

The days when people killed real animals on film for entertainment. At least Faces of Death was fake.

It’s a thriller for n00bs.

I don’t think you are supposed to enjoy this movie.

Painful to watch. I can’t believe they made more than one.

More interesting than good.

I do like the way they just show you it’s going to be a shitty mask on the cover.