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Transformations

Faster than lightspeed travel and they are fighting with shotguns and revolvers.

I know I’ve only known you for five minutes, and you are covered in giant AIDs boils and St. Bernard slobber, but I love you.

He just blocked a bullet with his monster finger, like a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

And that’s why you don’t leave the Mona Lisa on the floor of your space freighter.

It’s okay if you get raped in your sleep by the birthday party monster. You can just burn the warts off.

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The Howling: New Moon Rising

Half this fucking movie is country line dancing.

This is the worst movie I have ever seen.

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The Howling VI: The Freaks

They randomly drop the word the from the title of these movies.

For some reason, I thought they might turn it around in the 6th one. Maybe 7 is the lucky number!

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In the Earth

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Evil Feed

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Suburban Gothic

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The Terror Within

The Alien rip off scene was pretty embarassing.

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Howling V: Rebith

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Re-animator

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The Howling IV: The Original Nightmare

It took 1 hour and 23 minutes for something to happen.

The movie is 1 hour and 33 minutes long.