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Leatherface

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Willy’s Wonderland

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Derelicts

For some reason, I thought the wholesome looking suburban family was going to be the derelicts. That would have been a much better movie.

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Starfish

The trailer is a flat out lie.

If you want non-stop depressing metaphors in an arthouse film, this is for you.

They wasted a ton of money on special effects for no reason.

A 6 for how good the movie is, but a -1 for lying to me to get me to watch it.

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The Warp

Not even worth commenting on.

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Kung-Fu & Titties

Yeah, like I’m just gonna scroll past a movie with that title.

There were two guys in lingerie slapping each other, but I didn’t see much kung-fu. Lots of slapping.

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Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies

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Dead Alive

The masterpiece.

AKA Braindead.

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Skinless

Did not need to see the girl pee in a bucket.

Actors being serious and dramatic with the silly mutant worm dog puppet just doesn’t work. The whole movie is like this.

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Deep Dark

I was in love with the style and weirdness of this movie, but it just kind of petered out at the end.