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Shadowzone

That’s desert you lazy hillbilly dipshit!

Lady is in deep sleep for months at a time. They give her a hair net, but not a shirt. Nice.

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Smash Cut

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Decadent Evil II

I can’t believe I got suckered into watching the sequel in this crap series.

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Cute Little Buggers

The CGI alien tongues could use some work.

Every time I think I have seen the worst fake boobs imaginable…

I didn’t catch a single nod to Monty Python. WTF?

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Psycho Goreman

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Necropolis

Worth it for the ectoplasmic knockers.

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Slaughter High

They took the exact same story from Toxic Avenger, but didn’t bother do to add any cool or funny things.

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Dead Ant

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The Basement

Wow, they just blatantly ripped off the Condemned video game in the first minute. Maybe they thought they were ripping off Bioshock. Either way, very lame.

Oh, wait, it’s the entire movie.

It’s kind of cool that the slasher was a woman for a change, but not cool enough to sit through this mess.

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The Tooth Fairy

Not sure how they plan on explaining all that to the police.