Category: B-Movies

Not a bad movie, but that was not a porno that they watched.

I’m not sure what the T-800 has to do with any of this.

AKA Dead Scared

Lawn dart death!

Nectar Rose

10 minute love scene in slow motion where everyone has their clothes on.

10 minute slow motion love scene, with nudity, with a giant eye ball. Not as cool as it sounds.

10 minute regular speed sex scene in the shower with a giant eye ball. What a waste of water!

5 minute sex scene with same chick as before, but not in the shower and with clothes on. Why?

5 minute chest rubbing scene with the same chick and her husband. Why? Just why?

The Killer Eye. It’s a big eye ball floating around diddling everybody.

Maybe two people died?

The guy from Cobra Kai!

James Earl Jones!

Recreating the exact scene from Jaws was pretty ballsy.